aka my 2 new favorite shows. At first I was completely turned off by another vampire blah blah blah…but then I watched an episode of ‘The Gates‘ (ABC /Sunday nights) and I’m OBSESSED! Yes, there are a couple vampires and what I think are werewolves but there are also succubi (demons in female form), witches, murder, mystery, and…HOTTIES! So far, my favorite Hottie is “Dylan Radcliff” played by Luke Mably (English, the Prince from ‘The Prince & Me’ films) who I thought was gross until he took on the role of a rich bad-ass vampire husband who is willing to do anything to keep his family together and keep their (he has a wife, Claire…she’s gets into trouble sometimes…cause she’s killin’ people and suckin’ their blood) adopted daughter “Emily” safe. Then there’s the Hottie werewolf-ish beau of the teen succubus (she doesn’t know she’s a demon!..yet!), “Brett” played by Colton Haynes…he loses his clothes whenever he turns into a dog (usually happens when he gets mad or jealous and since he’s datin’ a succubus I predict a LOT of shirtless potential!)…proof: he loses his clothes twice in the pilot (first episode)…bam! Whether you tune in for the hotties or for the drama it’s worth an hour of your life…haha when I put it that way watching television almost sounds like a waste of time…hahahahahhahahahah…Seriously, just try it once (like crack..jk). Please.
‘Louie‘ has NO hotties but it does have really funny guys that some of you may find attractive over time. haha. I only watched it because some Idiot told me that Ricky Gervais wrote/produced it…Wrong! But, it turns out the guy who actually wrote/produced/and plays the title role of “Louie” is a really funny and talented (but not hot…the fact that I LOVE a show without hotties proves that it’s Awesome…or that it has nudity…I’m kidding!..about the nudity, not about the show being great) guy named Louis C.K. (he’s a comedian…aren’t we all? Kidding! That was a bad one…sorry) who is hilarious. I’m really glad that Idiot who shall not be named gave me the wrong information which lead me to ‘Louie’ (FX/Sunday nights…I think…I’m too lazy to actually check but I watched it tonight which is Sunday so there you go)…WARNING: There are a few jokes that could be deemed offensive and one about having sex with animals that made me change the channel but other than that it is HILARIOUS!
PS. I will have my “FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 HOTTIE SPECTACULAR” posting(s) after the Final on July 11th…It will really be more like August before I get it to you because once the World Cup comes to a close this Bitch is prolly going into a pretty serious depression (I get sad just thinking about it)…I will fill everyone in on why this world cup sucks (that is a false statement. I’m just upset over the loses of Italy, Paraguay, Portugal, France and Brazil) and why I’m already counting down to the next one…in 2014.